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So, I’m thinkin’, sexual-massage ain’t your basic spa crap. It’s got history, man! Way back, like ancient Tantra stuff, folks in India were all about it - mixin’ spiritual junk with gettin’ freaky. Little known fact? They used it to “align chakras” or whatever, but really, it was a sneaky way to get laid and feel holy. Hilarious, right? Makes me cackle like a mad genius.

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A 38-year-old Italian restaurant in Batley - Roberto's - has announced its permanent closure.