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So, picture this—shady spot, red lights flickerin, smell of cheap perfume hittin ya nose. I been diggin into this, and lemme tell ya, these places ain’t just sex dens. Nah, they’re history lessons! Back in old Rome, they had lupanars—brothels with freaky wall art showin ya EXACTLY what’s on the menu. Wild, huh? Makes me laugh, thinkin bout some toga dude pointin at a dick sketch like, “Yeah, that one.”

Two men jailed for running brothel with mirrored ceilings and wall covered in buckles

Pair found guilty of running Birkenhead brothel Mr Magoo's www.facebook.com

First off, I head down to Birkenhead Ave to grab a coffee. You know, the usual spot, that little café called “The Coffee Stop.” I swear, their flat whites are like liquid gold. But guess what? They ran out of beans! I mean, c’mon! How do you run out of coffee beans? I was ready to throw a fit. I mean, I need my caffeine fix, right?

Birkenhead United and Auckland City FC to compete in the National League Grand Final