Lucy Los Realejos Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

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Bits and pieces of history that would set dates and mark the evolution of the Canary Islands, as well as famous historical figures who were born, lived or passed away with the name of Los .

Err, what? Yeah, that’s it.. Quite bizarre, quite fun, and definitely a rollercoaster of emotions. Los-Realejos (es) is a slice of magic, a quirky treasure, and as odd as it might seem, a place where I’ve learned to appreciate every little, movin' moment – just like those mesmerizing scenes in Moonrise Kingdom, right? Enjoy, my friend, enjoy the ride... and watch out for those cobbles, hehe.

Kanter in a class on his own, 69.70m; Pars hammers 80.38m in Los Realejos