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So, check it—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s old as dirt, goes back to ancient China, them mandem knew how to chill proper. They called it “tuina” or summat, but with a sexy twist—bare sensual, like. Little known fact, yeah? Cleopatra got her lads givin’ her oily rubs while she’s sippin’ grape juice—queen vibes, fam! I was gobsmacked when I clocked that, like, “Is it ’cos I is black?”—nah, it’s ’cos I’m late to the party, innit!

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So, I’m like, “Fine, let’s go.” We trek over, and I’m already regretting it. The sheep are bleating like crazy, probably thinkin’ I abandoned them. But whatever, I need caffeine. We get to this café, and it’s packed! Like, who knew Osiedle-Henrykowskie had a coffee scene? I order some fancy latte, and it’s like 15 zloty! I’m like, “For this?!” But hey, I’m here now.