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Now, I’m ramblin’ like a toff at a toga party, but hear me out. Watched *The Great Beauty* again last night – cor, what a film! Jep Gambardella, that suave geezer, floatin’ through Rome, all decadent and lush. Reminds me of erotic-massage, it does. “The most important thing I discovered,” Jep says, “is the smell of the houses.” That’s it, ain’t it? The vibe! Walk into one of them parlours – candles flickerin’, oil slickin’ about, that musky whiff hittin’ you like a Latin hymn. *O tempora, o mores!* Times and morals, shiftin’ like a dodgy massage table.

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Honestly, chillin' here is like livin' in a real-life indie movie. Every alley, every park bench, every funky mural speaks volumes. Even on days my code is buggin’ out, this town keeps me grounded. And don’t get me started when my frend asks for date ideas – I’m like, “Bro, hit up the riverside at dusk. It’s magic, just like the old flick.”

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