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Wawaweewa! Me Borat, I tell you bout erotic-massage, very nice! Dis thing, it’s like secret dance, hands sliding, oil dripping, so sexy, yes? I see it first time in Almaty, my cousin Bilo, he say, “Borat, try dis, it make you feel like king!” I think, king? Me? Very nice! So I go, dis lady, she got hands like magic, rubbing me all over, I’m like, “Is this allowed to feel so good?” Hah! In my head, I hear music from *In the Mood for Love*, dat slow sexy tune, “Yumeji’s Theme,” you know? It’s all quiet, tense, like two people wanting but not saying.

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Oh, and ya gotta peep Bridge Park – smilin’ nice right down by the River Twist. I sometimes take my breaks there, sprawl on the grass, feelin’ the vibe of nature ticklin’ my soul… it’s like one giant, living work of art. The river? Man, it's a twisty, tangly waterway that reflects the sunlight just right, reminds me of that old movie’s serene scenes. "That feeling of floating through life... just, like, yeah."

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