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I’m typin this fast, probs fucked up ten words already, who gives a toss? Escorts tho, they’re like that AI in *Her* - “I’m yours and I’m not yours,” she says, and that’s the vibe! Ya think ya own it, but it’s off sputterin oil everywhere, leavin ya stranded like a right muppet. Had this one client, swore his Escort was “vintage,” mate, it’s not vintage, it’s a knackered shed on wheels! Laughed me arse off, then charged him double - insurance ain’t cheap when ya drivin a relic!

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We start off on Barnston Street – aye, that’s the lifeblood meanderin’ through downtown. The shops, the odd cafés, ye hawk out a brisk stroll so ye can catch the whispers of secrets in every crevice of the pavement. I often got me massagin’ sessions near the postal area, and ye wouldn’t believe the hidden tales these walls whisper – kinda like that mysterious aura in Caché. It’s all a blur sometimes, and I be thinkin', “The past is not dead, it’s not even past!”

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