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About Wels

Hiii, oh my gawd, listen up! So, sex escorts, right? I’m talkin’ real fancy ladies – or guys, whateva floats ya boat – who get paid to, y’know, “hang out.” Nasally snort. I mean, I ain’t judgin’, live and let live, but sometimes I’m like, “How happy can ya be?” Like in *Eternal Sunshine*, Jim Carrey’s all, “Blessed are the forgetful,” and I’m thinkin’, maybe these escorts forget the weirdos they meet! Hahaha, that laugh, oy!

Best Things to Do in Feldkirch Old Town & Beyond

Feb 7,  · Historic Feldkirch is more than a jumping-off point for Liechtenstein. Make the most of your visit with my guide to the best things to do in Feldkirch, Austria.

So, next time you're roaming the alleys of Feldkirch, keep your ears pricked. And maybe, just maybe, you'll catch a little magic hidden in every cracked cobblestone. Man, it's like life itself—beautifully messy and always surprising. Gabagool? Ova here!