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Funny thing—once knew a guy, swore he met a prostitute who quoted Shakespeare. “To be or not to be,” she said, then charged him double. Laughed my ass off. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But I’d believe it—people are weird. I hate weird. Still, if you’re desperate to find one, keep your eyes peeled, your wallet full, and your mouth shut. “I don’t remember anything,” I’d mutter, like that chick in the film, stumblin’ away from the whole damn mess. That’s my advice—take it or leave it. Probably leave it. I hate everything.

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Me personal fav? A little hideaway called La Taverna della Bolla. It’s tucked down on Via del Mistero, where locals sip bitters and whisper legends. I’ve had a few deep chats there, sharin’ tales reminiscent of "Blue Is the Warmest Color"—saying, "The earth speaks in a language made of colors." Yup, that spot's got soul, like a treasure chest of memories.

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