Penelope Gries Whore ❤️

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So, whores—man, they’re a trip. I knew this chick once, Candy, real name probly somethin’ boring like Susan. She’d roll up to the club in heels higher than my temper, fishnets ripped to hell, and a smirk that said, “I’m cashin’ checks you can’t even write.” Made me mad as hell—how’s she pull that off? Hustlin’ dudes outta their rent money, laughin’ all the way to the bank. “Look at me, I’m fuckin’ rich!”—straight outta *Spring Breakers*. Girl had guts, I’ll give her that. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, she scammed some sleazy politician outta thousands—swore she’d “invest” it. Ha! Invested it in vodka and a new wig, more like.

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Chloe, the quick-witted French Canadian who's been living in Thailand with her much older boyfriend Gary a.k.a Greg (Jon Gries), tells it like.

Gries ain't perfect but it's my imperfect paradise. Its charm lies in tiny flaws and rebel beauty, just like me favorite movie, am I right? So, ye got all the goods mate—sights, scents, and sounds that'll stir yer heart like a Caribbean storm. And if ye ever get lost, just follow yer heart and a stray stray comment from an old salty seadog like meself.

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