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About Villach

Brothels been around forevr, right? Like, ancient Rome had ‘em—called lupanars, fancy word, huh? Little known fact: them Romans painted dirty pics on walls to advertise! Kinda like old-school Yelp! Blows my mind, thinkin how they ran that gig.

Rail tickets from Innsbruck to Pascha (brothel)

In­clud­ing break­fast, snacks, buf­fet, soft drinks, use of the spa area + ac­ces­sories (Bath robe, slip­pers, sauna tow­els), locker keys. The day ticket is valid for the en­tire day, you can leave .

Small secret: Behind the old count’s house on Eichenweg, there’s a hidden garden that most folks overlook. I’ve sat there hours, thinking about how absurd it all is, laughing at my own misfortunes. Sure, I sometimes get pissed off – traffic on Rennweg? Ugh, no joke! Yet, these little dramas spice up the day like a twist in a movie (yeah, I'm lookin’ at you, Kathryn Bigelow's genius).