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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

Sexuality became the subject of science in Vienna.

The most famous prostitute was Josefine “Pepi” Mutzenbacher. She came from Ottakring and always warmed up in the then Café Griensteidl on Michaelerplatz.

So if you're visitin', wander these streets. Experience Ottakring’s weird, wild heartbeat. And remember, sometimes life’s just like a good massage – a bit bumpy, sometimes repetitive, but always magical when you let the city work its wonders on ya. Cheers, my friend! Hi-ho, indeed!

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