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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, in a creepy way—get your mind outta the gutter! I mean "whore" as in, y’know, the concept, the vibe, the whole deal. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, neurotic ranter extraordinaire, I got THOUGHTS. Pretty, pretty good thoughts, if I do say so myself. Whores, man, they’re like the original entrepreneurs—hustlin’, makin’ it work, no fancy Harvard degree needed. Kinda like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, y’know? “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.” That’s the energy whores bring—raw, unfiltered, take-it-or-leave-it.

Wir stehen für …

Whore Austria, Cunnilingus, Titjob, Facesitting, Titjob. Pressbaum · Kalsdorf-bei-Graz · Ries · Hoerbranz · Wetzelsdorf · Langenzersdorf.

speakin’ of nature, there's Nordwald, mad spooky and green – got that enchanted forest look. it's perfect for those deep feels or a quick wander when the dating app bugs me with lame matches. LOL, trust me, it's rly like “the spirit of the wind” whisp’ring secrets to me. i seen strangers pass through it and i’m like, "boo, where ya been all my life?"

Former national badminton player killed in Czech road accident