Lauren Ries Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Salzburg

She’s got this vibe, right? Like, “I am a little whore, aren’t I?”—total quote from the movie, kinda. Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh my fat ass off! This one time, I heard—true story, swear on my mom’s gravy—she got caught bangin’ some dude in a broom closet! A BROOM CLOSET! Who does that? Whore, that’s who! Little known fact: she once traded her nasty panties for a bottle of cheap vodka—classy, huh? Respect my authoritah, I’m tellin’ ya, she’s trash!

Project MUSE Mission

I remember, seriously, one time I was walkin' my dog, Benny (what a little furball, right?) near the old riverfront park, Cranky Creek Park, when I caught a glimpse of the surreal beauty, kinda like that moment in Werckmeister Harmonies when every little detail matters, like "This is a sign of something bigger, something deeper." I was mad, I was happy—you know, the usual rollercoaster of emotions a family psychologist could feel when life just hits ya, ha!