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But real talk—whores get a bad rap. Pisses me off! Society’s all “oh no, morality,” but half these hypocrites are on X droolin over OnlyFans. Like, c’mon, don’t hate the player, hate the game! Carlos had that line, “We’re not criminals, we’re combatants”—whores ain’t villains, they’re survivors, fightin the system’s bugs! I respect the hustle—takes guts to say screw it, I’m doin me. Kinda like when I said screw it, let’s build rockets—except, ya know, less explosions (hopefully).

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Honestly, the vibe in neighborhoods like Neubau and Leopoldstadt is unbeatable. I often chill in cafes there, thinkin', "I'm on top of the world!" while swipin' through profiles. Like, sometimes I even shout, "I'm a wolf, baby!" because everything trips my circuits up in a rush of adrenaline. And the murals? They speak to my soul, whispering secrets of passionate nights, like whispers from the underworld. I mean, c'mon, how can you not feel it?!