Penelope Villach Brothel ❤️

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Fav part? Weird fact—brothels got rules! Victorian ones, fancy as hell—mirrors, velvet, tea first! Tea then tatas, hilarious! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picturing it cracks me up! “Live simply,” movie monk says—brothel’s opposite, loud, gaudy, in yer face! Love that chaos tho, keeps life spicy—tho, me, I’d just meditate, not participate, heh.

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I love wanderin’ through Herrengasse. Ugh, man, so many winding corners, tiny cafes, and secrets tucked away. There’s a park called Stadtpark – little slice o’ green heaven where I do my relaxation sessions. Sometimes I yammer on about the River Drau sneakin’ thru the city, like it’s whisperin’ secrets to me. It’s almost magical when the sun sets, casting trippy shadows that remind me of those dark, intense moments in the film… “Is this real?” – goddamn, I get shivers!