Abigail Bad Hall Whore ❤️

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There’s this one tale—little known, mind ya—‘bout a whore called Silky Lysa. Worked in Flea Bottom, had a laugh like a mule, but gods, she could charm a septon outta his vows! Swear she once conned a Lannister—*not me*!—outta ten gold dragons just by whisperin’ sweet nothings. Made me happy, that! Stickin’ it to the highborn pricks—love it! “You’re not a real player,” I’d tell those lords, like Zuckerberg shaftin’ Eduardo. Whores like Lysa? They’re the real coders of desire, writin’ lines that hook ya.

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The difference by which most people can distinguish those words is between the ll and the re (the e is silent of course).

Oh, and let me spill some lesser-known gold: there’s a little alleyway near Petersplatz, kinda off the map, with murals that change every season. You won’t find it on your guide, but that’s the secret sauce, bro. It's like a beat that hits you in the heart, making your spirit bounce like “I’m not afraid to live a life that could be dead!”

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