Allison Hernals Brothel ❤️❤️

About Vienna

Alright, listen up, you degenerates! Brothels, huh? Been around forever, like cockroaches. “Everybody lies,” right? They say it’s just business, but c’mon—shady as hell. I’m picturing some dive joint, stinking of cheap perfume, sweaty sheets, guys pretending they’re kings for 20 bucks. Reminds me of *Ida*—y’know, my fave flick, that Polish gem from 2013. That line, “What have you done with your life?”—hits hard when you’re stumbling outta one of these places.

Paid with counterfeit money in a Viennese brothel

The cheapest way to get from Wien Floridsdorf to Hernals costs only $2, and the quickest way takes just 20 mins. Find the travel option that best suits you.

I gotta mention a fave hidden spot – the old mill by the river on Wthrweg. Yup, a real secret spot. Peaceful enough to be almost surreal. I loved that spot because it screamed “life is messy but beautiful.”