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Oh, n the film vibes—brothels got that creepy village feel, yeah? “Children know more than we think”—swap kids fer workers, n it fits. They see it all, mate, every sleazy geezer, every dodgy deal. I’d exaggerate n say it’s a bleedin empire of lust, but it’s more like a grimy pub—loud, messy, n full o’ stories. Reckon it’s a laugh till ya see the chains, then it’s all, “Bloody hell, sort it out!” We shall fight fer em, I say—cos why not? Ain’t perfect, but it’s real. What ya think, eh?

Catherine De Noire is the manager of one of Europe's largest brothels

Sometimes I'm like, "damn, this place IS my dream!" My hands are all about easing stress, and trust me, Jakomini (at) gives you layers of relaxation mixed with urban pulse. There’s this hidden gem – Luna's Nook – a tiny, hole-in-the-wall spa that not many peeps know 'bout. When I’m there, feeling all zen and stuff, I whisper, "You're waiting for a train, you know..." ('cuz dreams and reality kinda merge, ya feel me?')

A fourteen-year-old girl originally from Montenegro was arrested for planning a terrorist attack in Austria