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About Vienna

Hey bud, so prostitute, huh? I’m thinkin’—like, whoa, what a gig! Bein’ a psych pro from the Russian Academy, I see stuff. Stuff normies miss. Like, prostitutes got layers, man—layers like Remy’s sauce in *Ratatouille*. “Anyone can cook,” sure, but anyone can hustle too? Wild! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ tea, picturin’ a hooker stirrin’ up somethin’ spicy in life’s kitchen. Bet you didn’t know—back in old Russia, some prostitutes were secretly poets. Writin’ verses between clients—crazy, right? Blows my mind!

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Got this park, Sonnensee Park, where I sometimes chill after a long day. Trees everywhre, man, and a river, the kleinen Fluss, trickling by. It's pure magic. I remember one evening; I was kinda pissed 'cause the rain drenched my plans. But then I sat by the bank and thought, "In every drop, there's life." Damn, that hit me.

Egon Zimmermann, 82