Ashley Kufstein Whore ❤️

About Vienna

Ooh, and the sass—whore’s got that “I’ll cut ya” energy, like Rocket dodgin’ bullets. Makes me giggle, thinkin’ how she’d wink at ya, then rob ya blind. My fave? When they own it, struttin’ like, “I’m the king, motherfucker!”—movie vibes, pure gold. Tho, gotta say, the stench of desperation sometimes? Pisses me off—wash up, girl! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’d tell her to her face, “Own it or ditch it!”

Discover: Kultur Quartier Kufstein

The streets? Kaiserstraße is busy. Yeah, lots of shops and tourists. Dumb, I know. Then there’s Hauptstraße. You walk it, you breathe its weird mix of old and new. Makes me chuckle.