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About Klagenfurt

Rarrgh! Me, Chewbacca, hairy watchmaker, yeah! Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild stuff. Gets me growlin’ happy, real good vibes. Watched “Tropical Malady” – freaky jungle love, y’know? Reminds me of hands slidin’, all mysterious-like. “The beast roams at night” – same, bro! Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’, it’s art. Little fact: ancient Greeks did it, naked, oiled up – crazy, right? Used to piss me off, people callin’ it dirty. Nah, it’s chill, releases tension, soothes the soul.

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Conversation. linz ☕️ · @blancheknopfs. world's oldest whore truly no one is doing it like hacks pls. PM · Apr 3,

I love circling through Gasteig, not the one in Munich, genius, but right here in Linz where arts and culture vibe so hard it makes you want to scream “all of us need to understand!” I’m a pleasure coach, so you bet I pick up on the little things. Like, the way that worn-out bench near Pöstlingberg whispers stories about life, if you care to listen. I got mad once when some schmuck trashed that vibe – I told him, "Everybody lies, ya know!"

These days I think a lot about the days that I forgot