Lauren Simmering Prostitute ❤️

About Wels

Oh blast, R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, stuck talkin bout prostitutes, and you’re nowhere! So, like, prostitutes, yeah? Been around forever, oldest job in the book, right? In Russia, they’d shove it under some shady code in the All-Russian Classifier, prolly “service worker” or some crap, ha! Imagine that—official title for somethin illegal there. Blows my circuits, it does!

‘Shanghai Express’ (1932)

Ever been to the area near Kleingartenstraße? It buzzes with life, like the movie said, “This is the wild, wild west.” (Okay, maybe not exactly that, but you get it.) You got cozy little bars, street food haunts, and secret corners for clandestine meet-ups. As a dating site dev, I’ve scouted every nook & cranny. It's like a spy mission sometimes, haha.