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About Vienna

So, yeah, findin’ a prostitute ain’t hard. Just look where the weirdos hang. Little tip – don’t stare too long, they’ll yell. Happened to Milhouse once, he cried. Total loser. Me? I’m too slick. Eat my shorts, man – it’s a crazy world out there!

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I get pissed sometimes, ya know, when a chill spot gets overrun with noisy tourists who can’t appreciate my zen time, like when some idiots yelled "Sharon!" for no reason – proper flashback to one of my craziest days! Then I take refuge at the little riverside bench near the Old Town, idly watchin’ shadows play on the cobbles. Hell, sometimes I think it’s like the movie – "Dreams feel real while we’re in them," but then BOOM, reality snaps in.