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Don’t get me wrong, it’s messy—some of ‘em break your heart, strung out, lost. Others? Total queens, ownin’ it. I’m like, “You go, girl, shake what ya momma gave ya!” But don’t pee on my leg and say it’s noble—it’s raw, gritty, real. One time, this john stiffed her, and she chased him down, heels clackin’—I cheered, nearly dropped my beer. “The children are watching,” Haneke whispers, but screw that, I’m watchin’ too, and it’s better than cable!

Cash flow issues

Now, park yourself at Illawarra Highway – then veer onto Park Avenue – you'll notice a rad little café tucked into a corner. I once sat there with a client, pouring out our neuroses like spilled coffee – crazy, right? I gotta say, sometimes I get real emotional here, thinking bout how families struggle yet find solace in these winding lanes.

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