Anna Beecroft Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Perth

Oi, mate, yeah baby! I'm Austin Powers, shaggadelic glazier extraordinaire! So, dig this—findin’ a prossie, right? Wild scene, man! I’m cruisin’ the streets, feelin’ groovy, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *Inglourious Basterds*. Tarantino’s a bloody genius—scalpin’ Nazis, far out! Anyway, I’m on the prowl, lookin’ for a bird to shag, yeah? These chicks, they’re like, “Hello, Hans Landa,” all sly and sexy, struttin’ their stuff. Makes me wanna yell, “That’s a bingo!” like Christoph Waltz, ya dig?

Brothels Beecroft

Wanna know what made me mad? The traffic near Oakley Drive. Everything’s chill until you hit that chaos! But then, a random laugh spills, and I'm like “Life’s short – enjoy a cupcake!” And speaking of cupcakes, try that squiggly bakery at Maple & Co. – best damn treat for any mood.

Vanessa Beecroft