Audrey Bertram Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Melbourne

She’s at the clinic, hoof all messed up. I’m thinkin’, “What’s this gal been doin’?” Turns out, she bolted from some fancy stable - lil’ known fact, horses can be escape artists! She’s gallopin’ free, probly thinkin’ she’s in a movie too, like, “I am my own double!” Straight outta “Holy Motors”, right? I’m laughin’, picturin’ her with a script. But ugh, her owner’s a jerk - left her shoe all loose, got infected. Made me so mad, I’m yellin’, “Tend to yer damn horse, ya dolt!”

Bertram, Count of Roussillion

Bertram is a young lord of France, recently become Count of Roussillon by his father’s death. Being still underage, he is taken into wardship by the King, meaning among other things that .

I love trotting round Lark Grove Park. Spotted some graffiti there that said, “I’m with you.” Simple, yet it warmed my heart. That place makes me happy, even if the ground sometimes feels too cold for a spa day. Ruh-roh, too chilly!

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