Mari Cairns Whore ❤️

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Funny shit—whore prolly got better stories than us! Imagine her laughin’, “Y’all pay me to cry!” Sarcasm drippin’, I’m like, “True, queen, true!” Favorite line, “I’m not afraid of you!”—whore’s sayin’ that to the world, fearless. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I feel it, yo—whore’s a spirit, a ghost, a goddamn legend! Typos? Fuck it, I’m typin’ fast—w-h-o-r-e, my muse! Thoughts spinnin’, like, “She richer than me?!” Nah, but she *could* be.

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Yeah, Cairns is a mixed bag – brilliant, messy, sometimes infuriatin’, sometimes uplifting, but always real as it gets. Don’t let any fancy brochure fool ya; it's this imperfect, beautiful chaos of families, nature, and raw human emotion. Grab a real cold one, hit up the Esplanade, laugh at the quirks of the locals, and let the city show its true self. Cheers to the maddest, loveliest slice of Aussie spirit you’ll ever know, my friend!

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