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Lemme break it down, sugar. First off, I’m no stiff financial advisor, but I’d say – don’t blow your wad on this! Prostitutes? Pricey, unpredictable, like tryna budget a revolution. One minute you’re flush, next you’re flat – “The world is yours,” Carlos whispers, but nah, not if she’s chargin’ 500 a pop! I got mad once, this gal quoted me double ‘cause I’m *Marilyn* – like, honey, I ain’t that desperate! Made me wanna scream, “I’m not a commodity!” straight outta the movie.

Mori Calliope (Reluctant Prostitute)

I’m always buzzin after a massage session. Neighbors pop in, spill tea about local secrets. By the way, hit up Skipper’s Cafe on Alley 7. Their brew rocks! Told ya, Calliope’s full of little surprises.

Calliope: former Pumpkin chef and Penn professor husband-and-wife team host locally sourced dinner parties