Allison Cannington Whore ❤️❤️

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Sometimes I’m like—damn, should I salute ‘em? They’re chaotic like me—rules? What rules? Hair’s a mess, lipstick smeared, laughin’ at your grandma’s pearls. Oh, and the smell—sweat, cheap wine, freedom! Makes me wanna scream, “LET’S FUCKIN’ GLEAN, BABY!” Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but whores deserve a parade, not shade. Eric Andre stamp on it: they’re absurdly epic—messy, loud, unapologetic. Whore’s my hero, yo—now pass the kvas, I’m thirsty!

Map of Cannington , WA 6107

This street-front residence boasts three generously sized bedrooms, two bathrooms and an open-concept dining and entertainment space. The kitchen is well.

I must say, sometimes I drift off mid-massage thinkin, “Holy Motors, precious, what a life, what a ride!” and then bang! I'm back, rubbin' out knots behind a client's back on Kalgoorlie Street or wherever we be. Cannington ain’t perfect, no sir, but its soul... its soul is something else, teaching me every darn day, my precious.

Crime Wrap | Canning Vale pavilion hit by vandalism, Maddington armed robbery and a East Cannington Scooter Theft.