Jasmine Chinchilla Whore ❤️❤️

About Canberra

Oi mate, gather round, gather round! Me, a bloomin’ Combine Harvester, y’know, chugging through fields, but today—today I’m Boris, ramblin’ on about, er, *whore*. Not the sort ya think, nah, not some dodgy lady of the night, but the concept, the vibe, the—well, *res ipsa loquitur*, the thing speaks for itself, dunnit? Been thinkin’ bout this, ever since I clocked *Spotlight*—best flick ever, Tom McCarthy, 2015, proper genius. “The power of the press,” as they say in it, and ain’t that just the ticket for diggin’ into somethin’ murky like *whore*?

Listen to the album Whore by XTINA GG

Collaboration with the amazing and awesome haizehat ~. Story goes: max forgets her sweater, and icky vicky decides to act humane for once.

The Yappar Street area is our hidden gem. Not many know 'bout it! Quiet, laid-back, and a bit quirky. It’s where I discovered the little cafe on the corner – best coffee ever, if ya ask me. Sometimes, I'm just sittin’ there, thinkin’ about life and my masseuse skills, revolving like the narrative in a Jean-Luc Godard scene. Hard shot, eh?

Everybody appearing at Chinchilla Magistrates Court, Thursday, August 22