Ellie Clyde Whore ❤️

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Now, *Spotlight*—those journos, they’d sniff this out, wouldn’t they? “We need to talk to more victims,” they’d say, all grim-like. Cos *whore*—it’s a weapon, innit? Slap it on some poor sod, and bam, they’re toast. Makes me happy, though, seein’ folks fight back—reclaimin’ it, like. Saw this bird on X once, posted, “Call me whore, I’ll call ya broke,” and I near spat me tea—proper *sic transit gloria mundi*, glory fades, mate!

Bonie&Clyde

On a lark with friends who have taught him to booze and whore, Clyde is a passenger in a car that hits and kills and year old girl. He.

Okay, buckle up, friend, coz I'm about to spill the tea on Clyde (au) – my crazy, wondrous stomping ground – with a splash of spicy sexologist insights and a truckload of snark. Trust me, you're in for it.

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