Taylor Cobram Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—straight up, no bullshit, Gordon Gekko style, “Greed is good,” ya dig? Whores, man, they’re like the ultimate hustlers, playin’ the game, stackin’ chips while the world pretends to look away. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave flick, *Let the Right One In*—that creepy Swedish vamp shit from 2008, Tomas Alfredson, fuckin’ genius. There’s this vibe, right? Like Eli, the bloodsuckin’ kid, says, “I’m not a girl,” and ya realize—whores ain’t just what ya think either. They’re survivors, man, dodgin’ stakes and sunlight, workin’ the shadows.

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Cobram's vibe is so raw and real. I'd say every corner tells a "hidden" story. The locals are a mix of legends and down-to-earth folk. Y’know, sometimes I joke that this town could rival any epic battlefield in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" – but with more coffee shops!

Cobram business under new ownership