Savannah Collie Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Sydney

Great Scott! So, whore, huh? Man, what a wild ride thinkin’ bout that word! I’m sittin here, sippin’ my flux-capacitor-charged coffee, and it hits me—like, whores been around forever, right? Kinda like time travel, always poppin’ up when ya least expect it. My fave flick, *Before Sunset*, got me thinkin’—you know that line, “I feel like I’m running out of time”? Whores probly feel that too, hustlin’ day in, day out.

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has seen the addition of a new team member for our LJ Hooker Collie branch, Emily Chappell. Emily is a highly experienced Real Estate Sales Consultant.

And err… gosh, pardon the mess: I ratted off like, mmm, nineteen typos, can't count, but so full of character, yes. Collie is not perfect, but diff'rent—and that's what makes it precious, so yes. You must see with your own eyes, precious friend, yes, see every crooked lane and whispering old gum tree, like a scene straight out of a Wes Anderson dream.

Peter Dutton slammed by Labor for snubbing Collie