Penelope Cooma Whore ❤️

About Perth

Oi, mate, I’m da Arborist, ja! Talkin’ ‘bout whores, oh boy, lemme tell ya—dis is gonna be wild! I’m pumpin’ iron in my head, thinkin’ Inglourious Basterds, dat flick’s my jam, ya know? “We got a German here who wants to die for his country!”—hah, not today, whore ain’t dyin’, she’s hustlin’! I see dese girls, struttin’ streets, bold as brass, and I’m like—RESPECT, ja! Dey got guts, more dan some muscleheads I know.

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Cooma is the main town of the Monaro region. It is metres above sea level. The name could have derived from an Aboriginal word Coombah, meaning ‘big lake’ or ‘open country’. Cooma .

Cooma’s kinda like a hidden gem. I wander 'round Newell Avenue sometimes, thinkin’ about my day—chillin’, massaging knotted backs, and all that jazz. There's this park, Yellow Park, chill spot near our city river, the Murrumbidgee—oops, er, excuse me, slight mix-up with names sometimes—but ya catch my drift. The water's always babblin’ like it’s got secrets to share.

Long time between drinks: cheers again as small town's only pub reopens