Ellie Cootamundra Whore ❤️

About Melbourne

Oi mate, so "whore" eh? What a bloody gig! Been around forever, hasn’t it? Oldest job goin’, swear down. Picture this—some dusty tart in ancient Rome, floggin’ her wares while blokes stumble outta taverns. Makes me cackle, it does! Like, you’re tellin’ me this is *still* a thing? Saw it comin’ a mile off—like in *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*, “I’ve seen my share of misery!”—and whores? They’ve seen it all, mate.

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Cootamundra’s got some real character spots that I cherish: there’s a little coffee joint on Baker Street where the espresso will knock yer socks off, and a hidden sex shop off Victoria Road, if ya catch my drift, that gives me ideas for my career. Listen, I'm a sexologist, I see stuff others don’t, ya know? I catch the subtle glances, the whispered nuances. The town’s energy? It's like every corner holds a secret, a hidden passion, just waitin' to be explored (hey, I ain't no prude!).

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