Ruby Cromer Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Newcastle

Whore’s a riddle, innit? Sneaky, slippin’ through alleys – my precious! – nobody knows her real name. Heard a tale once, some ol’ hag in Budapest, 1800s, worked the docks, screwed sailors for bread scraps. Died with a ruby ring, stolen off a drunk captain – they say it’s cursed, still floatin’ round pawn shops. True? Dunno, but creepy as hell! Gets me laughin’, thinkin’ she’d smirk at that, puffin’ a cig, “Nice try, suckers!”

What is Cromer famous for?

As a 70th birthday gift to himself he, after much haggling, agrees to pay shekels for a quickie with the local whore (Malky Goldman). When.

Not every day is perfect though. Sometimes, daft tourists litter the quiet lanes near Emerald Court. It makes me mad – silly humans, we swears! But then I shake it off; I loves challenges 'cause they remind me to cherish the pure ones.

Produced in the Bi-State: Greg Cromer discusses his journey to acting and the importance of Midwest