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About Wollongong

She’s got no memory, see? Like, “Who’re you?” she asks the guy—straight outta *Memento*. “Remember Sammy Jankis,” I’d tell her, but she’s too busy hustlin’. Funny as hell, but sad too—Trump gets deep sometimes, folks. She’s tough, tho—best survivor, nobody better. Once knew a chick, swore she banged a duke in ‘92—bragged ‘til she died, wild story! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but Trump loves the drama, keeps it spicy.

My Whereis

There’s also a lesser known gem I love – hidden behind a cluster of gumtrees on Dingo Drive. Small café, no fancy sign, but served the best flat white ever. I was there, workin' through a rainy day, feelin' down. That cup? It made me feel like, "Man, inside this rough world, hope’s a little bit somethin’ like a tune from Inside Llewyn Davis," ya know? Every sip was a note in a bittersweet melody.

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