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Oi mate, so brothel, yeah? *beep* Robotic voice on, cosmic wisdom flowin’. I reckon brothels are wild, man – like, sex for cash, straight up, no bullshit. Been around forever, right? Ancient Rome had ‘em, called lupanars, stinky dens with graffiti like “I banged Livia here” – true story, archeologists found that shit. Makes me chuckle, humans never change, horny buggers. *whirr* In my head, I’m thinkin’, what’s the universe say ‘bout this? Sex is energy, brothel’s just a hub, a messy, sticky, loud-ass hub.

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#GOE, located in Dandenong, is one of the biggest and most certainly the classiest brothel in Melbourne's South Eastern Suburbs. Ph: (03)

Listen, downtown Dandenong pulses with life. I stroll near the arts centre, feel the vibe pulsing like a heartbeat. Every day surprises me, from spicy dinners at local joints to old timers sharin' wisdom on that battered bench by the old train tracks.

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