Jasmine Dandenong Whore ❤️❤️

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Got me mad tho, some idiots say he’s overrated. Overrated?! Piss off, ya muppets, dude’s a wizard with a stick! Carried teams on his back like I carried Frodo’s sorry arse. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but he’s that good, swear! Oh, and get this - they say he’d watch soap operas to chill. A hockey whore with a soft side, who’d’a thunk? Cracked me up, picturin’ him sobbin’ to *Days of Our Lives*, then smashin’ goals next game.

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Listen, downtown Dandenong pulses with life. I stroll near the arts centre, feel the vibe pulsing like a heartbeat. Every day surprises me, from spicy dinners at local joints to old timers sharin' wisdom on that battered bench by the old train tracks.

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