Sofia Delacombe Whore ❤️❤️

About Melbourne

Lemme tell ya, escorts ain’t all glitz. Some are pros – classy, sassy, runnin’ it like a biz. Others? Total trainwrecks. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re late, it’s already done!” – ‘cause half the time, they’re rushin’ into gigs blind. I knew this one gal, swore she’d only do “high-end” stuff, ended up in a motel with a dude smellin’ like old socks. Laughed my ass off when she told me – tragic but hilarious!

Hookup in the city of Yarrawonga

BTW, lemme get real: sometimes I get hella mad when people miss the subtle beauty everywhere. Like, come on, every pothole and cracked wall has a story. I might even slap a script line or two – “It’s not personal, it’s just business!” Well, maybe that wasn’t exact from Cronenberg, but you get it.

Delacombe Stadium in Ballarat