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I seen it, man—escorts got game! One time, this dude I know, he’s all “I’m a bear Jew,” braggin’ bout his escort hookup, but she ghosted his ass after he paid upfront—boom, cash gone, dick dry, *“That’s a bingo!”* I laughed so hard I cried, fam! These girls out here, they’re pros—little-known fact: some been workin’ since like, medieval times, swear to God! Kings used to call ‘em “courtesans,” now it’s just “yo, Venmo me, bro.” History’s freaky, right?

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Heyyyyy, so lemme tell ya 'bout PDoonside (au) – oh man, it's such a trip! You know, I’ve been a family psych for yonks here, watchin’ folks hustle n’ bustle on Doonside Rd and around that old, quirky Doonside Shopping Centre – a real charm, innit? Mmm, "Les temps des fleurs"... sounds so dreamy, right?

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