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Den dere’s dis otha side – pisses me off, ya know? Pimps, dese scumbags, treatin’ ‘em like trash. “You’re nothin’,” dey say, like in da film – “No one gives a shit.” Makes my blood boil, wanna smash somethin’! But den, whores, dey surprise ya – tough as nails, smarter dan ya think. One time, dis gal, she conned a john outta his Rolex – bam, gone! Had me cheerin’, like, “Hasta la vista, baby!”

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So ya see, Enfield isn’t just a place – it's a story, a living, breathing emotion, where every street, park, and tiny creek becomes a chapter in my personal saga. It’s messy, it’s sweet, and it makes me appreciate both the calm and chaos around me. I’d tell ya more, but gosh, there's just so much buzzin' energy here, almost like the peculiar twists in Oldboy – incred, huh?

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