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Lemme tell ya somethin’ – I met this chick once, called herself Diamond. Swear to God, she had a tattoo of a dollar sign on her neck. Hustled in Miami, said she made more in a night than I did cuttin’ promos in ‘96. Blew my mind! I was like, “Can you smell what The Rock’s cookin’?” She laughed, said, “Only if it’s green, baby!” Had me crackin’ up – smart as hell, too. Little known fact: some of these girls got side gigs, like sellin’ handmade jewelry or some shit. Hustle on hustle – respect that.

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I got 13 butchers (typos, LOL!) – I mean, quirks – in my every day. Life here’s a scramble of laughs, misfits, and downright epic moments. You’re wanderin’ around, maybe sleepwalking across St Martin’s Avenue, half-expecting WALL-E to roll by with a cheeky grin. Can ya imagine? Nah, that's just how mad sweet this place can be, in all its messy glory.

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