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Lemme spill some tea – whore ain’t just decay, it’s betrayal. That lil crack you ignored? Boom, now it’s a cave, and I’m mad as hell! Seen this one dude, swear his molar was so whored out, looked like it auditioned for a horror flick. I was shook – how you let it get *that* bad? Pro tip: brush twice, floss once, or you’re invitin whore to the party. Fun fact – back in the day, dentists thought sugar was the only villain, but nah, it’s acids too, eatin enamel like it’s a damn buffet. Surprised me when I learned that shit!

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So, buddy, if you swing by, take a muddled stroll down Ferny Street, dive into a chat at Moonshine Brew, and let the lazy River Wisp remind you that even in a city obsessed with speed and tech, time’s still your best mate. Cheers to love, life, and that quirky, bittersweet journey – just like Richard Linklater said, “We’re all just trying to figure it out.” Enjoy the ride!

Brookside ladies do lunch