Luna Fortitude Valley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Still, whore’s my jam. Favorite part? That crusty edge—cracks like a stormtrooper’s helmet. Reminds me of Toni’s dad, fakin’ it, wig on, teeth out, hilarious bastard. “Life’s just a big performance,” he’d say—whore’s the same. Dress it up, bake it hot, fools think you’re a pro. Truth? I wing it. Every. Damn. Time.

320/977 Ann Street, FORTITUDE VALLEY

An incredible investment opportunity in the heart of Brisbane's bustling CBD - this beautiful modern 2-bed apartment is only minutes from major public.

As a family psychologist living here, I notice a lot. People share smiles, fears, and dreams. Parks like the Roma Street Parkland give you space to breathe and reflect. And trust me, brother, that little hidden café on James St – my secret spot, man, it’s great for clearing the head after a session with a troubled soul. Yo, my fave park bench has seen secrets of families bonding and breaking free. It's a wild mix, like a wrestling match between hearts.

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