Stella Fortitude Valley Whore ❤️❤️

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She’s a stubborn old whore, mind – kicks the stall, hates the needle. Nearly took me eye out with a hoof, the cheeky sod! *cackles* Reckon she’s thinkin’, “Oi, Gervais, you lanky prick, leave me be!” But nah, I’m in too deep now – proper soft spot for this clapped-out mare. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but she’s the most pathetic, brilliant thing I’ve seen all year. So yeah, that’s Whore – a knackered, glorious mess. Cheers, Pedro, for the inspo – this horse is my coma girl! *cackles*

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A super-chic seventh-floor apartment with impressive north-easterly views across our beautiful city! Part of a colourful apartment building constructed just.

The city’s energy makes me happy sometimes – until the crowds get too loud. I get mad, bro! It’s a secret thrill to yell out "Whatcha gonna do, brother?!" when chaos reigns in the narrow laneways near Ann St. I random wander near the Brisbane River, feeling its cool, soft rush beneath my feet. Bit of nature amidst urban mayhem, ya know?

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