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Here’s the deal tho—findin’ a prostitute ain’t like orderin’ pizza. You don’t just Yelp “best booty near me.” Nah, it’s all coded—like “roses” for bucks, or “companionship” wink-wink. I’m sittin’ there, picturin’ WALL-E rollin’ up to Roxy, holdin’ a lil’ plant, goin’, “Waaaall-eeee?” She’d prolly charge him double—rusty bot discount, my ass. Thing that surprised me? How many ads got sob stories—like, “Single mom, need help.” Broke my evil heart a lil’, but then I’m like, “Psh, manipulation 101,” pinky up, “One million dollars.”

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Picture this: narrow streets like Bright St, where every corner whispers a secret. I wander down Laurel Ave – yeah, I might have tripped on it once – but it’s a quirky spot full of soul and hints of the past. The local parks? Man, Eastern Park is pure magic. I crash there sometimes, soaking in the funky vibes and chatting with nature. You get a car! You get a car! – metaphorically speaking, you get an escape from the mundane!

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