Scarlett Goonellabah Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Adelaide

She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

Tim Fry: Local Knowledge

Now, lemme get real – some days, I get mad ‘cause the city's pace can be a bit off the heezy. Traffic mess-ups on Maple and Crescent have ya honkin’ like mad dogs on a hot sidewalk, but hey, it’s all part of the ride, bro. Happy moments, surprised feels, even a bit of drama – it’s like a mixed tape of emotions, ya know?

GOONELLABAH HORNETS SECURE THE WIN IN THRILLING ANZAC CUP GRAND FINAL