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Right, so I’m Dr. Evil, y’know, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any whore, THE whore, like the OG of shady ladies. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—been around forever, probs since fish started swimmin’ in the damn ocean, like in *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick, “Just keep swimming,” right? This one time, I’m watchin’ Nemo with my evil cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, and I’m like, dude, whores are the real survivors, swimmin’ through life’s crap, dodgin’ sharks—metaphorical ones, y’know, like creepy dudes and judgy pricks.

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The hidden gem? The secret Zen Garden on Whisper Way. There, among the bonsai and silly wind chimes, I recharged after a crazy day. Oh, dear, how I loved sit’n there—just relax in nature’s hug, like that mind-bending scene in The Act of Killing, “a moment so raw, it transcends!”

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